Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,050 Points
Medals Earned: 7/11 (260/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)
Win the aggressive way
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 7/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)